Coming soon-COBRACHICKEN

COBRACHICKEN™

The Honk Before the Storm.

From the frostbitten skies of the North comes the most aggressive, over-patched operator in the animal kingdom. The CobraChicken doesn’t ask for air support — it is the air support.

Clad in tactical gear, NVGs up, and a 12-gauge shell in claw, this feathered fury is your unhinged spirit animal in the chaos of battle and the absurdity of everyday life. A salute to every Canadian who’s been chased across a parking lot by a goose and lived to tell the tale.

• 100% Canadian-grade insanity
• Wears its vest better than most LARPers
• Goose-tested. Operator-approved.

MESS ABOOOT, FIND OOOOT.™

Limited drop. Loud honk. No mercy.